To facilitate the attainment of enlightenment, certain chairs have been placed around the planet to invite you to sit and wait for that to happen. Soon after enlightenment, the chair disappears. But some are decoy chairs, and nothing happens at all. So how many chairs do you need to sit in to attain enlightenment? Ask Hans the duck! This book is a guide to nothing, and the paradox of seeking. Follow this very lovely and wise aquatic bird and his wisdom on the path of the infinite inquiry.